Guy Drives His Wheelchair Straight Onto the Metro Tracks Like An Idiot

 

Haha what a loser. How does that happen? Does he just fall asleep in his cozy little wheelchair? Handicapped people have it so easy. Just roll around in their electric wheelchair running over people’s feet and taking up all the space us normal people should be able to claim. I am shocked though that people would fucking jump onto the tracks to try and save this guy. Not because of a train, there clearly wasn’t a train coming. But what the fuck is this third-rail thing? Why don’t think teach you about that in school? I just know it’s nothing to fuck with. That there is electricity running through the third rail at all times and if you lay a pinky on it your brain is fried rice. If I see a guy roll his nonwalking ass onto the tracks, I might panic and find someone who looks smart yet replaceable to help. Not me though. I’m good up on the platform like any other person with two functioning legs. Relax. I’m just kidding. I won’t be on the platform, I take Ubers.